Cats

I have 3 cats who are about 6 months old and they have been running through my little apartment at full speed all morning, waking us up everytime they crash into something. I think they woke me up about 8 times last night. I brought home a paper shopping bag and made the mistake of laying it next to my bed. They were jumping in it, jumping on it, chewing on it and using it as a base for thier little cat wars all night long. One cat made a runing jump on to my nightstand sending all my things crashing onto the floor. Sometimes their dash path would cross over the bed and ontop of my full bladder...followed by another cat... and sometimes another. Sometimes they just stand on my while I'm sleeping, make some crazy noises, and I wake up startled with a cat head in my face. Yet some nights we don't hear from them at all. Cats are the weirdest damn animals.